johnegbort:

uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

    Me:I won't get jealous
    Me:Who's this fucking whore

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

"I was prepared, but it still hurt."
- Hiro Fujiwara (via fluffynips)

verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip